WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
On reflection and rewatch, I have decided to like Tim Burton’s Alice movie.
Ok it’s not canon and ok it’s really not canon and yes I get that it’s ludicrously, ridiculously, absurdly, outrageously not canon. But hear me out. It’s a movie about an ambitious, intelligent, creative young woman living in an oppressively patriarchal society, where she is being pressured into a borderline arranged marriage against her will. She is transported to another world, which she actively adventures through and ultimately saves by strapping on armor and a sword and kicking all the arses. She reaches out to make peace (the Bandersnatch) and fights when she must (the Jabberwock). Then, instead of staying (which no one would ever blame her for), she comes back to “our” world and changes it radically around her. And yes I realise she and her aunt would’ve likely been thrown into asylums for their “hysteria” in Real Victorian London, but actually I DON’T CARE. We threw realism out the window at “talking rabbit with a waistcoat” so just stfu.
Anyway, I really like stories about brave, clever, women adventurers who take an active role in their story and don’t get committed or raped, who it is heavily implied go on to have more adventures afterwards, and whose stories don’t end “and then she got married” like it’s some kind of obituary after which nothing happens ever again. And can you imagine trying to make a movie like that in Hollywood rn *without* attaching it to a pre-existing property? Even if you were someone as bank as Tim Burton? Excuse me while I roll around on the floor laughing my entire arse off, bitterly.
Doing my work yesterday I came across a man called Herbert Beerbohm Tree, a Shakespearean actor from the 1800s… why is this important, I hear you ask. LOOK AT HIM:
I genuinely thought I had turned the page over to Tom Hiddleston. But the book I was looking at was written before Hiddles became super famous.
No wonder he’s so into Shakespeare.
And here we have proof that Tom Hiddleston is a Shakespeare loving vampire.
Shakespeare-loving vampire? OR SHAKESPEARE VAMPIRE! He did (probably) act in his own plays, maybe he never stopped. Maybe he never will.
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.
Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.
Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.
but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.
and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.
It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!
in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool
How can he be such a despicable cunt, then…
So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.
Strawberry cats are real @3@